Did you hear that some time ago Sarah Schmelling rewrote Hamlet as Facebook updates? NPR featured it recently.
There is a book, too, with lots of other works done in the same style. Incredibly clever and geeky book humor, yes?
Pardon me while I go add Ophelia Joined the Group Maidens Who Don't Float: Classic Lit Signs on to Facebook* to my Wish List.
* But shouldn't that be "onto"? Just asking.