Passenger: That guy we were talking to, he owns a bacco company.
Driver (skeptical): Wait, who owns a tobacco company???
Passenger: Not a tobacco company, a bacco company.
Passenger: No "to."
Driver: What's a bacco?
Passenger: A machine you dig ditches with.
(Pause, then uproarious laughter from both.)
Driver: You mean a backhoe!
Passenger: That's what I said. Bacco.
(Prolonged hysterical laughter from both.)
Driver: Backhoe. Back-hoe. Back hoe. Not "bacco"!
Passenger: You need to listen better.
Driver: You need to learn to enunciate.