Impromptu conversation among friends/colleagues at school today ended at 4:55 with this:
Student #1: Well, I'd better get going. I need to review before class at 6:00.
Professor: Me, too. I'm going to go meet with the Dean.
J.G. (sensing a somewhat alarming trend): Are we all sharing what we're doing next?
Student #2: I'm going to drive over to Disney to have dinner with some relatives who are here from out of town.
All: (looking expectantly at J.G., who has no choice but to continue the theme and blurt out . . . )
J.G.: I'm going to go get my eyebrows waxed.
Followed by uproarious laughter.
Did I lose, or did I win?