I changed the settings to make Blogger stop adding multiple spaces between paragraphs. Now a return is just a return,* thank goodness, and every post is no longer akin to hand-to-hand combat.
Every piece of progress comes at a price, though. I should have known it was too easy.
Now all my old posts, they have no paragraphs anymore.
*And a kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh, and a cigar is just a cigar. (Yes, I have had waaaaay too much coffee already today.)