Monday, December 9, 2019

That'll Work

Overheard at the office:

Boss: I'm leaving early today because we're taking the kids to the Polar Express ride tonight.

Staff member: Oooh, that sounds like fun. (Realizing the Polar Express passengers will be a hundred kids excited about Christmas and filled with the sugary fuel of cookies and hot chocolate.) Do you have ear plugs?

Boss: No, but I have a flask.

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