Overheard in the Car

Female: I'm not so sure about that building. The design looks unfinished . . . blah, blah, blah . . . unless it's intended to be postmodern.

Male: (silence)

Female: You know, you're really fun to talk with.

Male: I'm not saying anything, darlin'.

Female: Oh. Yeah. Right. But you didn't freak out when I said "postmodern" just then.

(pause)

Female: Okay, no more coffee for me today.