Brilliant. Inspiring. Empowering. Who knew that instead of battling my character flaws or carefully avoiding them, I could simply harness their energy and use it for good?
I suspect I'm already pretty accomplished at structured procrastination, without even knowing it. That probably explains why, when asked (as I sometimes am) "Have you done so-and-so yet?", I am often tempted to reply, "No, not yet, but why don't you ask me about the other two million things I have done?"
No wonder this guy gets paid to think.